When I originally thought of clubbing in Ibiza, I thought of drugs, I thought no space, and I thought of rude people. In reality, you can avoid all of these things. If you’ve had enough to drink, you don’t realise half the room are chewing their cheeks off, and if you’re smiling, you don’t get offered drugs because people assume you’re having a good enough time as it is. Nap in the day, have some drinks beforehand, rock up at 2/3 AM and stay till close and you’ll catch the best acts, get a bit of space to yourself, and catch a Burger King breakfast on your way home. Sure, drinks are pricey, but you have enough time to get a few down you beforehand. I’ll definitely be going back to Ibiza – lots more clubs to tick off!